The Temper Tantrum Rating Scale

Temper tantrums can actually be hilarious. Especially when broken down into a series of sequential moves. I provide my son and daughter feedback on the elements of their temper tantrums and how well they fit in together. Think of it less like mocking criticism and...

Sonograms Never Get Old

Men do not actually get the opportunity to experience a pregnancy, first hand, we come to know it only second hand. That was the smartest comment of the century, huh? I know it is simple. I realize everyone understands it already. I also think it is a fundamental...

Cartoon Parenting

Television is an amazing invention. It really works. They say it makes your kids zone out… Yep. I heard it’s not good because it slows the development of brain cells and cognitive functions. Sounds about right. When your kids are watching TV, you could...

Super Mutant Sleeping Ability

I developed this super mutant sleeping ability. I am not sure exactly where it came from. Maybe it’s something that gets created in the endorphins released from the excitement of being a parent. Perhaps it’s the lack of energy and slower recovery...